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Post by Parvati Shallow on Oct 23, 2012 21:54:05 GMT -5
Also, I'm not changing my password. I'm pretty sure that me being me has had a more devastating impact on this game than a hacker pretending to be me ever could.
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Post by Jeff Probst on Oct 23, 2012 22:04:10 GMT -5
now you can exalt me too
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Post by Jeff Probst on Oct 23, 2012 22:04:28 GMT -5
or tell me about ublaz etc (:
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Post by Parvati Shallow on Oct 24, 2012 2:29:41 GMT -5
Welp, looks like my resurrection got cut short. I gotta hand it to Yau, that was a pretty good way of denying me the satisfaction.
Aaanywho, I'm glad to be done. Again.
Incidentally, my voting parchment would totally have featured this phrase for Anthony: "Siug aan my aambeie en wag vir beter dae."
Because when you're a massive douche to someone, you deserve to have them go look up what the most devastating insult in your language is.
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Post by Jeff Probst on Oct 24, 2012 16:34:19 GMT -5
Soo before you go you'll tell us what UBLAZ is?
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Post by Parvati Shallow on Nov 5, 2012 1:28:40 GMT -5
I've decided to have a little fun with this last TC.
See, I want Anthony to win. He may be a raging douchewad, but he does actually deserve it. Well, kind of. We all know that if Heidi hadn't suicided out, Anthony would have been screwed like Paris Hilton on any given Friday. So on that sense he's only here due to luck. But, luckily for him, he's not nearly as egregious an offender on the "totally got here by blind luck as opposed to skill" front as dear old Danielle.
While I'm pretty sure Anthony has votes from me, Chelsea, Brenda, Yau, and Misty sewn up, I know that Hays can be pretty persuasive in his final TC arguments, and Anthony lost to Yau, who borders on functionally illiterate. So, in an attempt to put the final nail in my good buddy Hay's coffin, I intend to pull a Natalie, and make an obnoxiously long one-sided speech about how Anthony doesn't deserve to win, and anybody that doesn't vote for Danielle is an idiot.
Given my extreme unpopularity, this tactic should convince anybody who was considering voting for Danielle to be repelled at the thought of having anything in common with me, and vote for Anthony. So I get the benefit of insulting Anthony for being a douche, while simultaneously bitchslapping the million out of Danielle's hands. Best of both worlds, amirite?
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Post by Parvati Shallow on Nov 5, 2012 17:50:51 GMT -5
Hey Y'all! How is everyone doing? Congratulations on Final Two! I'm pretty happy to see how it turned out, especially considering my first pregame and my best friend from AS1 are both in the final two! Great game, guys!
Danielle - Gross. Gross. Gross. No I'm just kiddin', I love you! I really was glad I got to work with you this time around and aim far because we work really well together and we both know that. It almost worked out for us but Yau-Man got in our way! Anyways, I do have some questions for you. I suppose you could start by telling me exactly what you did from start to finish. Almost like a Spark Notes version. Give me the key events in the game that you helped accomplish in order to have the game turn out the way it did. I think that's what you need to be doing to win this bitch. Show'em whore boss!
and Anthony, You're playing this act like you're the innocent girl out of the equation, that you should be given the sympathy votes because your allies kept getting picked off, because you tried to make the moves happen but there is a difference from making the moves happen and trying. Surely you may have claimed to be loyal but you kept changing your alliances, multiple times. I don't think there was ever a time in this game that you didn't try to look like jury ass kissing by siding with the minority for the votes. I'm not bitter though, you earned those challenge wins that got you here, that's about all I can say. You do deserve to be in the Final Two because you fought your way here but this isn't about playing the game for yourself Mid-Merge onwards, this is about playing since the beginning and having an End Game and working towards it.. actually having it work. Strategically planning it out.
You basically just tried to make everybody think you were with them and watched the go out and acted all sad about it afterwards. I remember someone mentioning that your Social game is why you might win but if you think about it, there have been so many robbed contestants in games because they jury couldn't get the stick out of their ass that they were beat in their game. It could be the very case for this time around and I'm pretty sure it will be.. you know, unless this jury can be more than a bunch of 15 year old's tryna be a playa hata.
I don't want a response from Anthony, you are just being spoken to! Good luck! Danielle on the other hand, please do answer the task, outline the game and high light the turning points, when you gained power, how it influenced the decisions of TC's. Whatever, it's up to you.
Have Fun!
^ That's the jury question I'm thinking of going with. It's pretty much a direct rewrite of Natalie's dumb question in Jiuzhaigou. After all, it pretty much singlehandedly lost Ashley the game, so I figure it'd probably do the job here. Besides, I stole other people's parchments all game, I might as well take it one step further than jack a jury question too.
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Post by Amanda Kimmel on Nov 5, 2012 19:20:19 GMT -5
It is ultimately your call on what you do. What you have is acceptable as it is not direct copy-pasta, but rather a rewrite. You have made it your own, so it is sufficient. If there is anything directly from that facepalm-inducing rant, please change to your own words. Thank you and have a nice day.
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Post by Benry Henry on Nov 6, 2012 23:53:15 GMT -5
Parv you are a goddess. We need to copulate and release little Parvatis and Benrys out in the world to terrorize all these lovely ORG motherfuckers since we're retired and are only able to troll now. I just had to go back and edit that entire sentence because I'm drunk, and about that life.
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Post by Pimpthony Robinson on Nov 12, 2012 15:19:45 GMT -5
Welp, looks like my resurrection got cut short. I gotta hand it to Yau, that was a pretty good way of denying me the satisfaction. Aaanywho, I'm glad to be done. Again. Incidentally, my voting parchment would totally have featured this phrase for Anthony: "Siug aan my aambeie en wag vir beter dae." Because when you're a massive douche to someone, you deserve to have them go look up what the most devastating insult in your language is. That's Afrikaans, not Dutch.
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Post by DD on Nov 13, 2012 14:18:59 GMT -5
Part of me wishes you had done this. Thanks for some kind words here, though, I think.
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Post by Parvati Shallow on Nov 13, 2012 19:16:54 GMT -5
Meh. I decided that for once in this game, I would draw the line and choose to take the less pathetic path.
Even though my actions were the result of rational choice and methodical planning, as opposed to emotional outburst, that doesn't really change the fact that those actions were still petty as all hell. Just because I was fully aware of what I was doing, and was emotionally detached about it, it doesn't mean that it's not still reasonably pitiful to be a spiteful little bitch. In fact, it might actually be worse, since I know better and still did all of that stuff on purpose. But, eh, I figured I might as well put legitimate effort into my statements, and show that I wasn't a complete tardbag. (Which is also why I didn't bother making or submitting that Anthony vote.)
I'm probably always gonna laugh my butt off about Jess' reaction to this shtick, though. For someone who claims that out-of-game stuff should never be impacted by in-game actions (mostly when she wants to prove that I should always be her friend despite her 100% betrayal rate), it certainly didn't take much for her (or most people, actually) to completely loathe my entire existence. Apparently if you play 99 games being nice and respectful to anybody, that doesn't matter at all if you're purposely an ass in game 100.
It's one of the many, many reasons why I had absolutely no problem leaving ORGs behind.
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