ROUND ONE: STARTED WITH A WHISPERRRRRR

[Brenda Lowe]

Basically, it's been four days and it's already as dramatic and secret-filled as not only Regina George's hair but also the entirety of the Big Brother franchise.


Get ready for ...... SURVIVOR: ULTIMATE GAAAAAAAAAAME

featuring commentary by the one and only, BRENDA FUCKING LOWE!





































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[Brenda Lowe]

HOWDY.

So. Round one of Ultimate Game is much more dramatic than I expected.

Sure, I know there'd be a shitload of shit but, SHIT, this is shitter than most of the shitty shit in this shit. Shit.

Basically I came into this game with a Brenda/Chelsea/Parvati Three Goddesses alliance that also included Anthony as our pimp. Separately, I was asked to work with Adam, Tracy, and Yau. We truly had no clear first boot coming in, but APPARENTLY I wanted Eliza out, according to her. More on that later.

So. THIS WEEK IN ULTIMATE GAME, tons of shit has happened. And I literally mean TONS OF SHIT. Might as well quote me on that, because I feel I'll be thinking this week was easy later on.

So. Our foursome brought in Misty because she liked Chelsea and was mad at the others, so we became a fivesome. Adam told me he'd definitely work with me, which I was excited about because I LOVE Deet. Thennn we go to the challenge, and waddyaknow we lose. Lovely.

So time for Tribal Council. I'm in a fine spot because everyone currently likes me which is good, I'm wary of Eliza but then she offers me a Three Goddesses alliance because Anthony told everyone that's what the tribe name means. She wanted an alliance of me her and Chelsea, which OBVIOUSLY is fake, because Eliza could never leave her darling Heidi behind.

The vote is temporarily on Adam, when Parvati tells me the vote from the other side has turned to Chelsea. I regret telling her I got a triple vote now, because she was OBVIOUSLY just trying to get me to waste it so I couldnt save myself when she turned on me later.

So now the vote is on Yau, the mastermind of the Chelsea vote.. Parv goes to a meeting, Adam gets online. Adam tells me everything Parvati told him.

She's playing everyone.

That brat is telling people to be wary of Chelsea and Brenda because we're soooo close and we need to cut Chelsea off soon because everyone else is just a third wheel to her when they talk to me.

Sure, I love my Chelsea to shit, but I love everyone else too. Parv is making a shitname for herself way too early by aligning with literally everyone.

So I talk to Tracy. She says she's aligned with Parvati and she told her to vote Chelsea, then Tracy goes off on a rant about how Chelsea didn't deserve to be here.

Normally I'd defend Chelsea, but we had a talk and decided to pretend to not be close so we wouldn't be the obvious target, though I doubt that'll work. I agreed with Tracy that she didn't do anything and didn't deserve to be there and only got into AS2 because she talked to Andy a lot. Tracy likes me. Yay.

So now everyone in the tribe is wary of Parvati because I realize she's playing everyone, I tell Anthony, Anthony tells Eliza, and Tracy pieces it together because she's smart but a bad social player because all she does is ask a thousand questions (she's the question to Eliza's answer), and Adam is the reason of this because Deet is a genius and knows how to turn everyone against each other and keep the focus off him when it was ten minutes before.

Good job, Deet.

So then Anthony and I discuss a shitload of things and decide to keep parv for now, Misty casts her vote for Yau and leaves for the night, and we wait for others to get on to discuss everything.







I go to dinner.








I come back, ERUPTION OF IMs.

Now Parvati has 5 votes on her, and HOPEFULLY Yau has 6. MT is kinda the swinger here.

Tracy is being annoying asking a thousand questions and ugh, I love her but ugh.

Anthony tells me he's been trying to talk to MT for a while and she's really hard to convince and I say it's bc she's the analyst and knows the outcome of all things so then I talk to her and turn her in five minutes. I hope I turned her at least. I just said the things I thought she would have been analyzing the most, like who the next targets were and how to get her farther and keep the target off her.

So hopefully we are majority, and this makes Parvati eternally indebted to us (to quote the wonderful Kalaharian Michael.)

This game is crazy.



Later Anthony and I celebrated in our hopeful success and founded a new religion known as Brendanthonism, which we are working on converting everyone to. Should be fun.

[Brenda Lowe]

Brendanthonism. The Holy Asian Mother, Brenda. The Holy Black Father Anthony. The Holy White Goddess, Chelsea.

This is the Holy Family, (basically the resurrection of the Trinity from Kalahari but better) and thou shalt respect thy wishes.

[Brenda Lowe]

Well.


That was anticlimactic.

[Jeff Probst]

All I gotta say is...............

SPOILER: Click to show

YOLO

[Brenda Lowe]

Sept 2, 2012 14:28:29 GMT -5 Jeff Probst said:

All I gotta say is...............

SPOILER: Click to show

YOLO

[Benry Henry]

So are we fucking in here again?