I Want Candey

[candey]

Round 1


Pretty simple. We kicked ass and the AS2 people lost just like they should have. I honestly don't care who wins this game (I just want jury) as long as it's someone from the first generation. I could get into all the big dynamics on my tribe with how the pregame alliance of Brett-Lex-DD-Kim are already on the outs for telling the wrong person about the alliance, and how they're trying to target people and then in turn try and get those very same targets to flip to their side, but I'd rather not. They can say what they want but I'm not really interested in hearing or talking about it.


I planned on hosting funerals every time someone from AS2 left but because Eliza quit for personal reasons it'd be inappropriate in every single way. I wish her the best, but from a game stand point it's pretty good for our tribe because she was definitely among their top challenge performers and was strategically savvy as well. Need to proceed by kicking their asses again and sending them back to tribal again to destroy bonds even further.


That's all you get, I'm not down on writing long and detailed confessionals right now.

[Amanda Kimmel]

Thank you for not bashing Eliza. If you had, LividManda would have gotten involved. That's never a fun thing. Thank you for being classy and respectful.

Also keep in mind that Redemption exists and that you won't be seeing who leaves from there

Question time!
Aside from Colleen, who do you see yourself going far with this time?

[candey]

Yes, I may be a bitch, but still a classy one. Class before sass.


Yes, I know about RI, but it's so much fun to rub it in their faces on the way out and force them to go through hell if they want to get payback. Plus the more scorned and bitter people going to RI the better battles there will be, which means the more energy they have to waste trying to just stay alive.


Aside from Colleen...Erinn for sure, possibly Natalie, oh and Austin. If I'm fortunate enough to meet up with them then I'd assume Adam and Brenda as well. Really though, I don't mind giving up anyone other than Colleen, Erinn, and perhaps Adam. (Just because I already did so in Jiuz, so I mean, if I can do it once, I can do it again if I have to.)

[candey]

I love my karma. It's so posh.

It also shows that we've agitated AS2 enough, especially me, to get them to waste their energy and fight back.

♥Loves it♥

[candey]

Round 2


So we lost for the round. Bummer. The group as a whole decided that it would be best to vote out Erinn because she was being really shifty with everyone and no one really knew where she stood or what she was truly up too. I know that Erinn would have had my back 100% so it sucks that the pregame stayed intact and that I lost one of my main girls, but, that's life lol. She still has redemption, so let's just hope I don't have to face the hoe.


Colleen tells me that everyone expected me to vote with Erinn and that they understand, but I know in my mind that while they may understand (Get that we're close) they won't understand (Forget that I didn't vote with them.) Which is why if we lose again it has to be someone from the pregame, no ifs, ands or buts.


To sum up the last main point of the round. Parvati is like the definition of a whiny bitch, it's hysterical. She decided to modify my catchphrase (I'm so fucking trendy I can't believe it) in results and then proceed to insult Colleen and have it out with her, and of course Colleen shows me everything (Le DUH) and it was so funny. She STILL isn't over Jiuz and what I said about her and thinks I'm the meanest/worst/most terrible person in this entire series, which I got to say, is a pretty big fucking accomplishment (Bigger than actually surviving a tribal in an All-Star game.) It's laughable because he has such low self esteem that he's holding onto shit that I said over a YEAR ago, and yet has the audacity to call me bitter? LOLZ!


Seriously, Parv is such a sad sack, like what a sad little mutt. If you have such terrible self esteem that you have to hold onto comments (That are nowhere near as bad as what she's making them out to be, I mean, she doesn't even have a specific example but acts like I called her a Nazi) that were said over a year ago in an ORG then maybe you shouldn't play sweetheart.


She's so upset that she's stuck on smiting my karma lower and lower because she probably thinks I care, when in reality, all she's doing is helping me reach my goal of -10000 every time she does. I smite her every now and then to continue to egg her on. For someone apparently so smart she's actually really dumb sometimes. Boom. Toasted.


I could go on even more about that amoeba but she doesn't deserve anymore of my time. To put it simply.....just wait for the lead single off my mixtape. Should rattle the loser a lot

[candey]

I'd definitely say my debut single was a success. Amanda loved it, my tribe loved it, and Parvati's own tribe loved it. If only she knew that almost every single person in this game was laughing at her and ready to vote her out.

#CyberBully

[candey]

Round 3

As soon as I saw the challenge I knew Brett would win it. Brett and Natalie's names were the two on the chopping block last round next to Erinn and considering that Brett has a pregame and Natalie doesn't, it was clear and obvious that Brett's alliance would work to get him safety. It's kind of annoying because obviously Brett has not pulled his weight in the slightest and doesn't deserve to be safe over someone like Colleen, but that's how the challenge went.


This now puts me at a fork in the road, which is me deciding to play this game for my team, or for myself. If I play for my team the clear and only viable option is to vote for Natalie this round. She's a problem starter, aligned with no one really, and she really hasn't pulled her weight thus far. If I were playing for myself then obviously I'd go against the pregame, but even now, if I did play for just myself, it'd still be hard justifying voting out Lex, DD, or Kim over Natalie, so they're real lucky the challenge worked the way it did and Brett is safe.


It sucks because I don't want to look like an idiot who's falling for the pregames shit, cause I'm not, I saw right through it before the game even began.....it's just that so far Natalie has been so worthless and I honestly can't say I want to keep her for any other reason other than she's not the pregame. Like if she was actually good in challenges and wasn't throwing people under the bus it'd be all fine, but that's not the case.


I think I'll have to play for the team right now because breaking up the pregame will mean nothing if it means shattering tribe strength, thus leading to us being minority at merge. Plus, I think if I could make merge with Colleen, I could convince Kim and DD to not let this turn into AS1 2.0 and break up the budding gay romance that I'll dub Bex. If not, then fuck them all lolz. If Colleen or I are tossed aside before merge/jury, then we'll gladly fuck them over and leave. Break up our pair, lose the other half in one fell swoop.

[candey]

I really do like Natalie, but I do find it rich that she's bitching about the pregame and people being brave and shit when I was the ONLY one to side with Erinn last round and was the only one who wanted to keep her and go against the pregame by taking out Brett. Like, whatever.

[candey]

Might still side with Natalie though. I mean, just knowing that this face





the face of a piehole could go forward even more. Just a bit too annoying.

[candey]

Round 4

Yesterday I did a puzzle. Yesterday I threw that puzzle.


After all the jigsaws you do in this series you actually get pretty damn proficient at them and given that I only had to do 32% and not actually complete it, I knew it would have been easy. The edge pieces were easy enough and then it was just a matter of looking for some less common colors of the puzzle, like the grays and the purple. I could have actually finished it, but didn't for two reasons.


#1 Build some confidence in AS2. Build some false confidence in AS2.
The more they think that they're better than AS1 the more prone they are to slip up and fuck up. Let them be all marry and happy right now and not realize that the celebration will be short lived. Of course that's if they're as stupid as I think they are.


#2 Take a notch out of the pregame.
Natalie, I do have the guts to go against them, so much so that I want to ASAP. The pregame can't stay fully intact for a long period because the longer its alive the more time it has to grow, fester and infect those around me. I already have concerns about how loyal Jenna would be to the nonpregamers and I don't want to think about what the pregame could do with the AS2 crew if they were in a tight spot. So cut out part of the cancer now could be beneficial. And if it backfires on me and I'm voted out tonight, well, I got two other orgs to deal with, and this will just unfortunately, not have to be on my plate anymore.

[candey]

Round 5

Another Round. Another Puzzle. Another Challenge I didn't care about.


I think it may be curtains for Colleen or myself this round but that's okay. I just hope that the rest of the tribe knows that Colleen and I are a packaged deal and so if you get rid of one of us you may as well kiss the other goodbye too, which would be dumb on some of their parts considering how much and how badly they say they want to beat AS2

Prove it then. Cut the dead weight around here and keep the people who can help you get this AS1 train back on track before it's too late.

If not, well, then it's been real bitches. #GoBigOrGoHome

Bam.

[Benry Henry]

So when we getting married?

[candey]

Apparently they're voting out Austin over Brett this round. Smooth, real smooth decision making. I knew voting out Erinn over Brett was a mistake. I done told them bitches.

This tribe should have named itself "Titanic" cause this bitch is sinking. Fuck.

[candey]

Round 6

So with this round we're down to six, and since we still have Jenna we may as well just say we're down to 5 and a half.


Kim and DD are in a rather sour pickle if I do say so because Austin, Colleen, and myself are a strong three at this point and if they want to combat that they'd obviously need to take a hold of Jenna, but from what she's shown this season, she should have gone a long time ago. I will say time and time again how this tribe's mistake was booting Erinn over Brett. Even then though it just feels like a whole AS1 is just here and stuff. Lolz.


The plan for the round is to cut Jenna, which would leave only DD and myself as Generation 1 winners, but I know that I could still very well be the one leaving because of whatever that round 1 prize was for naming the tribe.


Whoever voted for that name FUCKING CURSED us. I mean, what about Bob the Rock sounds lucky when thinking of this series? Fucking morons. It's like a cursed tiki idol or some shit.


#WhateverIDontCare

[Jeff Probst]

lool good luck this round <3