Princess Parvati's Cast Assessment

[Parvati Shallow]

Will be put here, when I finish it. I'm currently doing things.

[Parvati Shallow]

Actually, screw it. I will do this if I survive round one, which I probably won't, because I have to miss the start of the @#$@#$@#ing challenge thanks to AS1 tribe's bull.

[Parvati Shallow]

Lay you ten to one I've been "toasted" by Miss Undercock in her confessional like three times already.

[Parvati Shallow]

I... I don't even have words for this tribe. I honestly don't. I don't even know how to express the way that I feel about them. Nobody wants to make a decision. Nobody wants to throw out names for the vote. Heck, Adam has been told to his face that him and Yau are the potential targets for this round, and he's completely unwilling to commit to a vote against Yau. I honestly think that if I were to just stand up and say, "I'm voting for Chelsea," then every single person on the entire goshdarn tribe would do it, just to avoid having to make that decision.

Adam is driving me nuts, though. I don't get it at all. If your butt's on the line, fight. Because I came here to play, and to fight my butt off, and if you didn't, go home. If you're busy, then admit it, or work around it, or whatever. I'm busy too. I have a job, and school, and a fiancee. I'm still here. I took the time to let the team know I was busy.

[Parvati Shallow]

I'm also gonna go on the record by saying it wouldn't surprise me at all if it's me tonight. I've been playing literally everybody, and I can't believe that it's gone unnoticed for this long. If they're smart, they'll put two and two together, realize that I'm playing both sides, and boot me outta here. But that would take a lot of guts, and I have no idea whether Dreigoddine has the stones for it.

(I'm guessing no. After all, Brenda won the tribe naming challenge with an indescribably obvious tribe name referring to her alliance with me and Chelsea, and Anthony totally exposed it. Will anybody notice this to the point where it'll be harmful? I seriously doubt it.)

[Parvati Shallow]

	Adam Adam is interesting. I know he's capable of being a complete sneaky snake like he was in AS2, and that makes him pretty darn dangerous. I very strongly considered making him my primary target for this game, but I think I'll keep him around for right now. He's a good backup ally to have, and I got to him early enough that I think he'd be willing to let me know if it looked like I was getting into trouble. Our partnership is probably going to get broken up sooner rather than later, mostly due to the fact that Deet is almost never freakin' online at the same time I am. But, hopefully that can be staved off for a bit, yet.
	Anthony Another person I made a pregame alliance with, since he was a fan of mine. I think our alliance was actually the first one that got made, back when AS2 was first getting started. It's going to be annoying trying to get in touch with him all the time, so I shelved him in as a fourth in my Brenda/Chelsea threesome of hotness. It's not the ideal situation, but it's good enough for now. I figure that putting him in that alliance will give him a good opportunity to randomly betray Brenda and Chelsea if he starts to go off the rails like he did in AS2, and will hopefully leave me relatively unscathed.
	Austin Austin's a Robfan, and he's already talked to me about how much both of us wish I was over there on AS1 team, so I definitely hope he sticks around. Other than that, I really have no opinion of him. It's kind of sad that he knows that I'm me, though, otherwise I'd try to seduce him in character, because he's easily the funniest mark I have ever done that to.
	Brenda Brenda is an interesting one. She's got mad skills, and she really wanted to work with me, which is precisely why I don't trust her much. There's only one good reason to want to work with me as badly as Brenda does, and that's so I can be your meat shield and take all of the bullets while you manipulate things from behind the scenes. Besides, she and Chelsea are the Brett/Lex of AS2, so I'm not exactly thrilled about the prospect of keeping those two intact. I'm already setting up an alliance to oppose her, even while she and Cheslea and I cackle evilly about how we're already running everything. There ain't no "we" in Parvati, girl, but there's an I...
	Brett Couldn't really care less about Brett, tbh. I found him insufferable during AS1, and since then we've had good conversations and all that, but Rose's friendship in no way correlates to in-game benefits, so I don't really see the point in pretending to want anything to do with her. She's going to be Curtis' ally, she's going to play a decent game, but not take charge in any way, shape, or form, and then wind up as either a juror or a finalist who has no votes. That's all Rose ever does, and it stopped being interesting about twenty-eight games ago. I have no interest in working with her, or working against her, or in her, in general.
	Can'tdice and Assley The "Trendsetter"? What trends did you set, girl? Making the finals thanks to entering the game with a premade alliance, thus concretely proven that you can't play for jack unless your friends are helping you, and then getting your butt handed to you in All Stars? Let's hope you keep up that last bit, and we don't have to deal with your insufferable ego much longer. Boom. Toasted.
	Chelsea Overrated. I didn't like real-show Chelsea, I didn't particularly find much about Chelsea interesting in Kalahari, and I certainly did not see where the excessive amounts of attention she got in AS2 came from. But that's probably my own opinion more than anything. Chelsea is just kind of... there... for me. She's Brenda's bitch, and that's literally it. Brenda didn't even tell her about the three-way alliance, which means that either Chelsea sucks as an ally, or Brenda and Chelsea have other plans, and Chelsea's atrociously bad at masking that sort of thing. I might just ditch her early, since she seems like someone that won't be a contributing member of Team Parv in the game.
	Colleen Colleen is one of my favorite ORGers of all time, because she's very loyal to the friends that are loyal to her, and I was that to a tee in Sausage Island. I would work with her in a heartbeat, and I think come swaptime, she and I can make some stuff happen.
	DDanielle I don't really have an opinion on DD, because I feel like based on Hays' activity level lately, he's not going to last long enough for me to worry about anything to do with him.
	Eliza I think Eliza has no idea how screwed she is. Brenda and Chelsea have her in her sights, and the fact that I'm her pregame final two (yeah, we made our alliance like the same day I made one with Anthony) means that I need to find a way to defend her without looking like I'm defending her. It's actually pretty sad. Brenda and Chelsea think that Eliza has Heidi and Misty and Tracy in her clutches, and that she's got things lined up with Yau-Man and Adam, and this that and the other thing, but in reality, I think Eliza legitimately has me, and me alone. It's actually pretty sad. I think she might die early, but I'm going to try my best to keep her around.
	Aaron Vapidress is not a word, and Erinn is not a girl. Tara has been atrociously inactive in every game she's been in except VSAS, so I have very, very low expectations from her this time around. I have no idea what on earth she's up to this game, she tried talking to me about alliances and stuff, and I basically straight-up told her I'm not interested in playing a power player game or trying to run things - which is pretty much the exact opposite of what I'm actually doing. Erinn doesn't need to know anything. She made her bed back in Jiuzhaigou, and she can sleep in it.
	Heidi Heidi is interesting. She's definitely someone that's easy to talk to, but she seems a bit hard to pin down, strategically. I've heard she's with Yau, I've heard she's with Eliza, and I really don't know what the truth is. I just went ahead and stapled her into a foursome with me, Yau, and Tracy, just to make sure that she's got a good reason to keep me around. I'm not planning on keeping her long-term, but we'll see how things go.
	Hunter Hunter sucks, and if he dies without reproducing, the human race as a whole will be better off as a direct result. He shouldn't even BE in this cast. I spent a crapton of time before the game talking smack about him, and I hope like heck that it's going to result in him being booted before his idiocy gets him dragged along to the finals.
	Jenna Jenna's another person I don't really have much of an opinion of. I think she's a decent person, and that's okay. I just am not particularly enthused by her.
	Kim I think Kim thinks we have an alliance, because there's no other good reason for her to be talking to me as strategically as she has been. It's not that I'm averse to working with her, but I actually really don't have many plans regarding the AS1 crew at this point. I've got reasons for disliking and mistrusting all of them, so I would rather stick with my AS2 homies. We'll see, though. Kim might be worth making an exception for.
	Lex Lex and I are pretty much on the same wavelength here. We both know we're a couple of people who can't hide, and who are gonna be huge targets. We're short-timers, the Richard Hatches of the game, and we're thrilled as hell about it. More him than me, admittedly, but still. We're just here to have a good time. Winning is the icing on the cake - it's nearly impossible to even imagine, but if it happened, it'd be freakin' hilarious.
	Michelle I like Michelle. We had a serious hate-on for one another back in the day on FGC, but we've moved past it, and now we're in a pretty good place. Admittedly, Michelle knows my history better than anybody else on Proboards, and she's watched me run circles around the FGC gamers for long enough to know exactly how dangerous I can actually be when I put my mind to it. Worth watching out for, but I do know that Michelle will stick with people who respect her and treat her like an equal. Not many people are good at that, and I have the benefit of actually respecting her, so we'll see how that goes.
	Misty My favorite ally in all of ORG history, bar none. I have no idea what on earth I ever did to warrant the loyalty of a player like Misty, but I am absolutely certain that I do not deserve it. She has been to the finals with me twice (and totally beat me the second time, one of the very, VERY few players ever to do so), and has never, EVER betrayed me except in one or two rare instances where I purposely didn't tell her I was me, because I wanted her to be free to play her own game. Best ORG friend ever. Ever.
	Natalie Ugh. Natalie Bolton. Worst rep ever. Seriously. That avatar makes me want to barf. I love Damien, and it'd be interesting to see him actually play, just once, since he usually goes inactive every game I see him in.
	Parvati She's either a fantastical genius who is improbably good at this game, and will survive until the end just by being amazing, or she will be an early boot who gets caught in a web of lies and can't get out of it. I have a feeling that it'll be the latter, but Parvati has won twenty times. Who knows? She's definitely a star in the game already, but do those who burn the brightest fade the fastest?
	Tracy I don't really trust Tracy. I know that she's a bit of a blabbermouth, and she's fanatically loyal to the people that she's loyal to. I can respect that, but I also know that I'm very likely not gonna be one of those people, which means I probably can't go too far with her.
	Yau-Man Yau-Jess is someone that I enjoy, but will frankly never ever trust as long as I live. I've seen the tactics she uses work brilliantly. Plus she's freaking talking to Candice publicly. Um... hi? Thanks for that, Yau. I don't see us working out. It's not Yau, it's me.