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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Aug 29, 2012 23:12:07 GMT -5
The Original HBIC Where Nat B will bitch, burn cake, and bitch |
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Aug 29, 2012 23:31:44 GMT -5
Round 1: A Grand Reunion
Well look who it is! That's right America, Nat B is back to play one last time! She has been absent since the original season and now she is back for the Ultimate test of skill; Ultimate Game. You may ask yourself...why?! Why me? Well America, let's take a journey back in time...all the way back to the beginning...back to season 1!
I was sitting pretty on my original tribe. I had an alliance with Todd and Courtney and another with Colby. My the time the merge was coming closer, I was getting super bored of just sitting pretty...I had to make a move...I convinced Colby to help me blindside Na Onka, an ally of Todd/Courtney! That makes one blindside!
At merge, Todd and Courtney teamed up with Parvati and they were after me big time! Well, they were the first three members of the jury...poor alliance! We reached top 7 and, again, I was bored! Colby was a very strong player. He was also an ally of mine...however, allies of mine don't last very long! I orchestrated a GENOUS plan to blindside Colby. He didn't even see it coming! That marks TWO blindsides!
The very next round, I turned to everyone in the game to help me pull off my next blindside. I convinced everyone to nullify someone else's vote so that I was the only vote at tribal! It worked and Chris was sent out of the game. He technically blindsided himself but I take the credit! THREE BLINDSIDES AMERICA! Three in one season and all people I was aligned with.
That is why I deserve my spot in Ultimate Game...that is why I have returned to Tonga to fight one last time! And what better way to do it then with my original Tonga contestants?! That's right...Erinn, Hunter, and myself have teamed up and are ready to run it to the end...Tonga or nothing bitches!
The game has officially begun and alliances and pre game hatred are FLYING! Everyone hates each other from past seasons leaving me hanging here like a nerd at prom! Luckily for me, my tribe already has it's shit together! I talked to Colleen and she informed me that there are already two sides forming!
Pre Game Bitches
Lex
Brett
DDanielle
KP
Anti-Alliance
Colleen
Candey
Austin
Hunter
Erinn
Nat B
Hmmm?
Jenna
So our Anti-Alliance is going to target the All-Stars leaders...Lex and Brett! They will be the first casualties of the Ultimate Game! Then...me, Erinn, and Hunter will join forces with DDanielle and KP to go after Colleen and Candey! They are huge threats so they have to get out ASAP! That leaves the Tonga 3(and Jenna) and KP, DD, Austin. If this plan works out, I could easily take this thing to the merge!
Nat B is back bitches and is ready to FIGHT! <3
#hbicreturns |
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Post by Sandra Diaz-Twine on Aug 30, 2012 10:35:38 GMT -5
Is that the "I'm a little agro right now" gif? <3
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Aug 31, 2012 0:47:49 GMT -5
Of course it is <3
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Aug 31, 2012 0:52:27 GMT -5
First of all, I'm too good to submit a tribe name...#stupidprizes
Secondly, I vote for the ORIGINALS because the reasoning behind it was splendid!
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Aug 31, 2012 21:37:28 GMT -5
Round 1: A Grand Reunion
It has been literally 2 days and already this game is CRAZY! And when I say crazy I mean FUCKING CRAZY! I am about ready to murder some people...
Caution: this may contain violence...
LEX: You come to me and act like a friend saying I was being thrown under the bus...but it was all a lie so that I would throw out some names! Good thing I didn't say anything too detrimental! You are a fish out of water in this game bitch! Seriously, I am sick and tired of the fuckin act! You act like you are above me along with all of your little posse and I am sick of being belittled! Not only is it annoying but it is down right RUDE! You are the most condescending person I have ever met in ORGs and you need yourself a good old fashioned attitude adjustment!
KP: How DARE you! You talk to me like I am your best friend and at the same time you are telling Colleen that you want me out first! What happened to the Natalie alliance in season 1?! Are you too good for me now?! Are you threatened by me?! You may not think so but you are SUCH a follower! Maybe you should play your own game and stop playing Lex's game.
BRETT: Oh Brett...sweet little Brett...definitely the biggest follower of them all! You come into this game with a pre game alliance. You openly tell people that you will NOT be doing the challenges because you have better things to do...then you and your clan go around telling people I don't deserve to be here because I don't do anything...you are a HYPOCRITE!
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Honestly, these people make me so pissed! I am going to rename myself right now Amanda! My new nickname is going to be The Hitler Princess! I am going to whatever it takes to wipe these people out of this game! I may use gas, I may use weapons, I may even use torture...but one thing is for sure; I will ALWAYS use my HBIC attitude and my killer social skills!
I am already being thrown under the bus for creating and spreading the idea of an anti-pre game alliance. First of all, Colleen created the alliance and second, I haven't talked to anyone to spread the idea! The pre game alliance is telling everyone that I don't deserve to even be here...I will have you know, I made All-Stars twice I just couldn't play! That does NOT mean that I don't deserve to be here! I earned this spot with all the work I did in Tonga! I fought with all my heart in that game and it payed off!
Now I am back for MY All-Stars shot! This is not only another shot to win, this is to prove that I can play against the big boys! This is MY time!! You all already had your time...and your time is up!
#pissednatb |
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Sept 3, 2012 23:11:22 GMT -5
I am still trying to get used to college so I will have a confessional up ASAP!
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Sept 4, 2012 8:11:36 GMT -5
I can't believe I am going to be the first one out....over Brett!! That is SOOO ridiculous!
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Post by Amanda Kimmel on Sept 4, 2012 10:39:48 GMT -5
I can't believe I am going to be the first one out....over Brett!! That is SOOO ridiculous! Who told you that? What are you going to do about it? |
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Sept 4, 2012 11:05:41 GMT -5
Who told you that? What are you going to do about it?
Because no one on this tribe has any spine! "Oh, let's just do majority" "I like siding with the obvious pre game alliance" "Let's let Lex win again!"
Colleen is playing both sides and she will do whatever...I am just sick of these people...this will be my last game for good this time...I really can't handle all of these people anymore...
Since Brett is a better target right now than Lex I am trying to get people to vote for Brett...
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Sept 6, 2012 12:02:50 GMT -5
Round 3: Double Trouble
I have been getting used to the college lifestyle these last few days so that is why I have not written a confessional. But this one will make up for it! I am America's Favorite Underdog so I will not disappoint! As everyone knows, the game is being ruled right now by some scum bags: Lex, Brett, DDanielle, and Kim
What you all didn't know is that the biggest phony of them all is actually Colleen! She created an alliance with me and told me she would keep me safe then she tells the pre game all of it! So they all get pissed at me for being in with Colleen and of course it screws me some more! So I decided to go on the offense...I went to Kim and DD and told them that I wanted to rekindle out friendship. They both agreed that they wanted to regroup and get back with the Sausage Boob Alliance. So I was like SWEET! An alliance! However, I do NOT trust them in the least! Before I went to my 3 hour class I knew I was going home, but when I came back, it came to my attention that the vote had switched to Erinn. I was like WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
Before Class
Voting Brett: Colleen, Candice, Erinn, Jenna, Austin, Hunter, Nat B
Voting Nat B: Brett, Lex, DDanielle, Kim
After Class
Voting Brett: Erinn, Hunter
Voting Erinn: Lex, Brett, Kim, DDanielle, Colleen, Candice, Austin, Nat B, Jenna
Jenna came to me and told me that everyone was voting for Erinn and that if I wanted to be in the majority, I also HAD to vote for Erinn. I trusted Jenna and decided to switch my vote at the last second and my friend was sent home. Now I am all by myself and I have nowhere to turn but the two people I hated going into the game: DDanielle and Kim...
Later that night
So we go back to camp and I have mixed emotions...I am sad but also FURIOUS! All I want to do is crawl up in a ball and eat lots of cake! I broke the cake habit in Tonga and have been doing so good ever since but this stress is making me feel like I am going to have an anxiety attack so I need some cake to calm me down! Or better yet....to throw at some bitches on my tribe! Cake in the face bitches...cake in the face! You have not even begun to see what Nat B can do! America, you better be ready because this bitch is here to play and play HARD!
When we get to the challenge I am just PRAYING for a mutiny! I have so many friends on the other tribe and I can really rally my forces against the pre game if I get to join the other tribe! I really just NEED the mutiny! We get there and, of course, no mutiny! Oh and better yet, double tribal council. Double the trouble is going down this round and to make it even better...I have No shot whatsoever in winning immunity because it involves people giving ME coins and the person with the most coins wins immunity. No one likes me so I will be getting 0 coins. My plan is to give all of my coins to DDanielle so that someone who is on no one's hit list wins immunity and so I can go after someone like Colleen or Austin or Brett. If I can get people to realize I am a beneficial player to this tribe, maybe they will keep me!
#screweduptheass |
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Sept 7, 2012 8:08:30 GMT -5
Whatever, I tried...
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Post by Benry Henry on Sept 7, 2012 10:21:56 GMT -5
Fangirlling over you!
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Sept 7, 2012 12:11:09 GMT -5
Say what?
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Post by Natalie "HBIC" Bolton on Sept 7, 2012 12:12:02 GMT -5
Keep the negative karma coming people...I love it
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