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Post by Brenda Lowe on Nov 5, 2012 22:37:05 GMT -5
GOES HERE I JUST WANNA OPEN IT UP OKAYYY
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Post by Brenda Lowe on Nov 5, 2012 23:08:34 GMT -5
Okay. Hi everyfuckingone. First thing's first.  That's right bitches. The true star of this game is right fucking here. LOOK AT ME BITCH I AM FLAWLESS. What's that, Amanda? You wanna announce me as the winner right now? Oh, oh my! Oh, you shouldn't have, sweet pea, oh my bejeezus!  I'd like to thank the Academy, and my mother, and Chelsea, and the little people, and... Anthony. That's right. Anthony. Without Anthony, I don't know if I could have survived this damn game. He was my rock. See, what you guys didn't know, is we even have our own damn religion. And Chelsea is our fucking Messiah and we birthed her and that's why she's white and hot and smart because she came from a hot asian and a smart black guy and asian x black totally = white. Totally. And yeah, she's gonna walk the earth and save all you damn sinners and then you're gonna come up to glory and Brendanthony will test you and if you are a fucking shitty-ass bitch we're sending you down to the land of Gonosyphilaidspes, which is reigned by a certain Slut That Shall Not Be Named. Do you wanna go there and live your entire life with a scratchy crotch? Fuck no you don't. So you better be on our good side, bitch. In short, I adore Anthony too much. Like it's hard to function without his existence tbh. Right here is where I want you because I am ready.  Now, onto DD. Well, you're a slut, but we all knew that before this started. But damn girl, you really got a smelly cooch. Like furreal, wash that shit. It stank cuz soooo many people have been up in there. Also, get a better boob job. THESE ARE REAL:     Your shit ain't. And your fake boobs describe you as a whole - plastic. Fake as shit. Low quality. I may love you outside of games, but you're really a dick for no reason in them. Here are my damn questions. Bitches. 1. What is your opponent's favorite color? What is MY favorite color? 2. Would you rather be naked and strapped to a naked lesbian with your crotches tied onto each other, with full knowledge that the lesbian has herpes, or would you rather have to eat Yau Jess's ass every day while Tracy massaged you with a tentacle? What do you think I'd rather do? 3. Who is my favorite actress? Who is your favorite actress? Who is my favorite actor? Who is your favorite actor? What's my favorite band? Who's my favorite white pop singer? Who's my favorite black singer? 4. Would you like to have steamy hot intercourse with me in your dreams? If so, would these fantasies involve whips? (If no, you lose my vote.) That is all. Good day, bitches. Good day. And good luck. May the Ultimate Player of the Ultimate Game of the entire Amanda's Series win :* [/size][/center] |
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Post by Benry Henry on Nov 6, 2012 0:39:58 GMT -5
1. What is MY favorite color?
3. Who is my favorite actress? Who is my favorite actor? What's my favorite band? Who's my favorite white pop singer? Who's my favorite black singer?
4. Would you like to have steamy hot intercourse with me in your dreams? If so, would these fantasies involve whips? (If no, you lose my vote.)
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1. I know the answer to this.
3. I know this to.
4. We already do every Thursday at 1 am.
Be. Jealous. Bitches.
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Post by Brenda Lowe on Nov 6, 2012 0:55:55 GMT -5
Lololol you skipped 2.
<3
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Post by Parvati Shallow on Nov 6, 2012 2:46:44 GMT -5
Wait, am I the slut that shall not be named? If so, I'm totally changing my name to Lord Voldewhoret. Or Whoremione Granger. Not sure which is better.
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Post by Pimpthony Robinson on Nov 6, 2012 5:48:38 GMT -5
Brendaaaaa <33 I'm so ready too, missed you since day... whatever!! Ok give us a break ok?
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Post by Pimpthony Robinson on Nov 6, 2012 6:05:45 GMT -5
Better!!
Alright, just wanted to say, you made this game so much more fun for me <3 I can't thank you enough for that. Let me get to your questions first now, though.
1. What is your opponent's favorite color? What is MY favorite color?
DD's favorite color is probably blue, bcuz of the blue t-shirt in his video 
Your favorite color is...... purple? Your AIM font is purple and you suggested purple for the merged tribe in Kalahari if I remember correctly.
2. Would you rather be naked and strapped to a naked lesbian with your crotches tied onto each other, with full knowledge that the lesbian has herpes, or would you rather have to eat Yau Jess's ass every day while Tracy massaged you with a tentacle? What do you think I'd rather do?
I would rather be naked and strapped to a naked lesbian with my crotch tied onto hers with the full knowledge that the lesbian has herpes, because if I'd ever get to meet Yau Jess and Tracy in person, I'd rather drink a cup of tea with them. I think you'd rather do the first as well, but not because you like to drink tea with them. You and Tracy didn't end on a very good note so I'm guessing you just wouldn't want that massage.
3. Who is my favorite actress? Who is your favorite actress? Who is my favorite actor? Who is your favorite actor? What's my favorite band? Who's my favorite white pop singer? Who's my favorite black singer?
Your favorite actress: Jamie Chung cuz she's sexy and Asian and hot and everything.
My favorite actress: Audrey Tautou, bcuz she's pretty and French and all kinds of amazing.
Your favorite actor: Matthew Fox; I think you like Lost, and don't mind seeing this man though obviously if I were an actor, my photo would be here.
My favorite actor: James Marsden, he's been my favorite actor since like forever.
Your favorite band: Tough one... The Script? I think you like Glee, but not sure if that counts as a band, so I'll go with The Script.
Your favorite white pop singer: I think you like Taylor Swift.
Your favorite black singer: Will.i.am? He's cool.
4. Would you like to have steamy hot intercourse with me in your dreams? If so, would these fantasies involve whips? (If no, you lose my vote.)
Not just in my dreams. You know what I like <3 Yes, obviously.
Thanks for your questions Brenda, and if you have any follow ups, let me know!
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Post by Brenda Lowe on Nov 6, 2012 9:01:41 GMT -5
Wait, am I the slut that shall not be named? If so, I'm totally changing my name to Lord Voldewhoret. Or Whoremione Granger. Not sure which is better. Omg those names are flawless. Not saying if you are the Slut That Shall Not Be Named, but even if you aren't, you can be for those names. Enjoy your life as a Dark Lord. Btw, I have one of your Horcruxes shoved up my vagina, so no one will get that out. Yay. |
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Post by Tracy on Nov 6, 2012 17:43:19 GMT -5
Hate me or not, I give GREAT massages!
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Post by Brenda Lowe on Nov 6, 2012 18:33:22 GMT -5
I don't recall saying I hate you, but I do think being massaged with your thick, greasy tentacle would be a bit unpleasant.
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Post by Tracy on Nov 6, 2012 19:20:07 GMT -5
Oh come on Brenda, you know you want it!
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Post by Brenda Lowe on Nov 6, 2012 22:54:16 GMT -5
FUCK ME TRACY I AM READY  |
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Post by Benry Henry on Nov 6, 2012 23:57:39 GMT -5
NUH UH! Back. The. Fuck. Up. Tracy. That was my gif for Brenry porno sex. It's going to remain my gif. Go get yourself another gif gurlfrand! Oh and I didn't answer #2 because I already did the first option and the lesbian was Brenda and it was a good time. Yay Owl City.
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Post by DD on Nov 7, 2012 21:50:55 GMT -5
1. What is your opponent's favorite color? What is MY favorite color?I'd like to point out that my favorite color is purple! And I think Anthony's is too... and I think yours is as well. Look at that three-way of purple! Speaking of three ways... 2. Would you rather be naked and strapped to a naked lesbian with your crotches tied onto each other, with full knowledge that the lesbian has herpes, or would you rather have to eat Yau Jess's ass every day while Tracy massaged you with a tentacle? What do you think I'd rather do?You would totally do that with Yau-Jess and Tracy. I remember when we merged, Yau-Jess requested us to, "point [her] to the best ass eater." You then proceeded to tell her that your pussy was clean, and your pussy was squeaky. Then Anthony gave you some brain because he is so geeky. But because he's black, he also has a mandingo, so you bought him a dashiki, and he busted your pussy open in the islands of Wakiki. Meanwhile, Yau-Jess was finally famous, so you kissed her ass and her anus. It made Anthony soft, and it was finally solved. I on the other hand, would rather get herpes from a lesbian. It's probably because those ass-shots were off; they went into my brain. During the lesbian intercourse, I got a tattoo on my boobs that said "Bitches ain't poppin," so you googled my ass. That was the only time you were on the net. Then, I started fucking little whores, and in the process I fucked up your decors. At that point I couldn't get Michael Kors, even if I was fucking Michael Kors. B-B-BIG BRENDA BITCHHH HOW BIG IS YOU?!?!?! ILL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY AND GIVE YOU ALL MY RESIDUALS TO SLAP THAT VOTE ON MY ASS ASS ASS ASS etc. 3. Who is my favorite actress? Who is your favorite actress? Who is my favorite actor? Who is your favorite actor? What's my favorite band? Who's my favorite white pop singer? Who's my favorite black singer?Your favorite actress is definitely Mila Kunis, while mine is Natalie Portman. We love them so much, that through our love for each other, they filmed a lesbian sex scene. I am sensing a trend here. Your favorite actor is undoubtedly Heath Ledger, while mine is Jake Gyllenhaal. See above for how this one plays out. Your favorite band is Queen b/c sex. Your favorite white pop singer is Ke$ha and black is Rihanna. 4. Would you like to have steamy hot intercourse with me in your dreams? If so, would these fantasies involve whips? (If no, you lose my vote.)Yes. Us:  and this minus clothes  we do things with all the whips. luvu.
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