Just had a funny convo with Lex. I doubt you guys want to read my 5 minute discussion on why its safer to claim nulifier than multiplier on a psychological level only to have lex not listen, so here are the highlights:
iamsovrycool 3:34 am
i see we won the UG challenge
ALL THANKS TO MY CAREFUL OVERSIGHT
i also see colleen and candice being unprovoked bitches in results
i hope we swap now
so much
Dick/Lex 3:37 am
i apologized to eliza
on behalf of our tribe
Dick/Lex 3:46 am
if kim is really playing all sides
which
she probably is
then i'd laugh so hard if we fucked her over
this is the only prize that's gonna be floating around for awhile
and we have it
iamsovrycool 3:46 am
ive been thinking it over
and
she clearly
is
Coleen and Kim
Dick/Lex 3:46 am
yeah
iamsovrycool 3:47 am
are best friends <333333333
Dick/Lex 3:47 am
colleen
iamsovrycool 3:47 am
and she played damien and tara's shitty game
Dick/Lex 3:47 am
was so quick to sell her out to me
iamsovrycool 3:47 am
that group is so dangerous
loooool
Dick/Lex 3:47 am
i turned colleen against nat
iamsovrycool 3:47 am
colleen tosses everyone under the bus
so hard
Dick/Lex 3:47 am
and vice versa
with one copy/paste
these people are so stupid to believe me
i should be the first one gone
iamsovrycool 3:48 am
i'm gonna try to turn ryan into the flip flopping mess he always is
iamsovrycool 3:48 am
because right now
Dick/Lex 3:48 am
just try not to turn him on colleen yet
cause he'll tell her
also
iamsovrycool 3:48 am
i wont
i'll try to make a deal with him
and lead into it
iamsovrycool 3:48 am
i wanna try to get austin
in some form
on our side
but
Dick/Lex 3:49 am
austin is close with kim i guess
and he told him he hates the idea of working with you and i
after we take out nat
and maybe tara
thats when kim will flip on us
iamsovrycool 3:49 am
we were kind of assholes to him in as1
Dick/Lex 3:49 am
and she'll use austin
iamsovrycool 3:49 am
a little bit
Dick/Lex 3:49 am
loool
just a little
iamsovrycool 3:50 am
if colleen
is selling out everyone
damien is HBIC!!!! as usual
and should go first
after that
Dick/Lex 3:50 am
colleen wants damien out first now
iamsovrycool 3:50 am
where does tara stand
Dick/Lex 3:50 am
tara's high as shit
she doesnt even know the game started
she's a moron
she told me she wants you out first
that's what we call a no no tara
Dick/Lex 3:51 am
jake made video confessionals
iamsovrycool 3:52 am
those 3
Dick/Lex 3:52 am
and showed me and kim
in the video
iamsovrycool 3:52 am
i keep forgetting jake is playing
Dick/Lex 3:52 am
he says he wants to go to the end with me
and fucking
linked kim to it
iamsovrycool 3:52 am
lol @ showing kim
Dick/Lex 3:52 am
genius
so within our 4
jake wants to go to the end with me
and its assumed that you and i are F2
where does that leave kim
GJ jake
iamsovrycool 3:53 am
we could get rid of the OMG LEX AND BRETT ARE A F2 WATCH OUT stigma
Dick/Lex 3:53 am
wanna know the best way to do that
iamsovrycool 3:53 am
but i dont think anyone would buy it
Dick/Lex 3:53 am
want to hear my great plan
iamsovrycool 3:53 am
if you're thinking we sacrifice sausage no
Dick/Lex 3:54 am
better
we sacrifice you!
iamsovrycool 3:54 am
Dick/Lex 3:54 am
if we think one of us is leaving at any point
like if you're fucked somehow
i conspire against you
you find out and get pissed
and we send you to RI
very angry with me
iamsovrycool 3:55 am
its the RI part
thats a bit :-\
i cant do endurance
anything else
i can
Dick/Lex 3:55 am
it's risky!
obviously we'd only do it
iamsovrycool 3:55 am
yeah
Dick/Lex 3:55 am
if one is leaving anyway
iamsovrycool 3:55 am
i'd love to do it if it wasnt for that risk
Dick/Lex 3:55 am
but for now i dont think we have to worry anymore
i'm feeling better today than i did at the start
iamsovrycool 3:56 am
yeah
Dick/Lex 3:56 am
which is stupid
iamsovrycool 3:56 am
i decided to stay in worrying mode
Dick/Lex 3:56 am
non eof these people
should let me talk to them
they should all block me
Dick/Lex 4:06 am
this games been funny so far
i scared damien so bad
iamsovrycool 4:06 am
i wish i'd had more time to talk to people so far
looool
how
Dick/Lex 4:06 am
by telling him
i know all the pregame rumors about me were stemming from him
what?!??!?
colleens the one who told me!!!
and now she's throwing me under the bus
Dick/Lex 4:07 am
then i have a blunt talk with colleen
and ask her straight up
"nah kim's the one who spilled it"
then she showed me a convo
these people
what is this, all stars!
iamsovrycool 4:08 am
looooooooool
Dick/Lex 4:08 am
hey tribe
all stars called
they want their gameplay back
Dick/Lex 4:09 am
we need to get to the final two ap
i can't even imagine
iamsovrycool 4:14 am
if they let us
get to the f2
they are legitimately
insane
Dick/Lex 4:15 am
if they let us into the F20 they're idiots
iamsovrycool 4:15 am
i consider it a victory if even one of us makes it
but if we both do
they might as well
just cancel
everything
ever